Paracore

Kids (usually females) who attempt to look like Hayley Williams from the overrated sell-out band Paramore. They usually fail and hang out at the mall.

"uhmuhgawsh luk at muh kul crazii orange hurr!" "Wow, what a paracore kid"

by bombles January 23, 2009

parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

by the fresh maker May 6, 2009

whore parade

consists of:brittany, taylor, ali, lark, meghann at our high school; all are drunk cumdumpsters

look its the whore parade

by blakinok January 11, 2009

freemanic paracusia

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008

Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

Parvaiz

Shit tier Kashmiri taxi/black cab driver who is from East London/Bradford/Leeds etc. Often belongs to a shit tier taxi base with two star reviews on Yellow Pages

Yesterday I got driven around by some fucking Parvaiz

by citrusblastwarrior May 16, 2018

prosciutto parachute

over sized vagina lips

Did you see the prosciutto parachute on that stripper?

by squid hell December 25, 2010