Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.

Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.

by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015

Panicise

When your panicking so hard that you can't even say panicking properly

"What's wrong"
"I'M PANICISEING"

by Rubin97 September 1, 2016

Paracats

The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....

"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "

by Smuuush November 17, 2016

panic puffs

panic puffs: wind from down under during stressful moments

Ex: Rosie experienced panic puffs while driving in the severe weather conditions.

panic puffsgasfartswind from down under

by panic puffs November 21, 2016

papichulogiscard

A Coon with clout that will steal your girl

"Damn PapiChuloGiscard took my girl"

by Rainbow unicorn power puff gir February 5, 2017

parcake

1. Eat or drink (cakes)
2. Join in (an activity in relation to cakes)

For example, a yoga class is happening in the room next to you and you say "I want to parcake in that class and just chill in the back."

by 123231234123 April 4, 2017

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017