Phisexual

Someone who is sexual with everything. Phi (Φ) is a variable and therefore can be replaced with anything, hence a phisexual is someone who is sexual with any and everything.

Mans: Yo guy youz a phisexual
Flamer: WTF, a phisexual?
Mans: Yeah man youz sexual with errything!!!

by juz098 December 24, 2009

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Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.

The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.

by James Almond December 13, 2008

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Cansexual

This is a person who is sexually attacted to cans

There are two types;
Homocan- is a gay man/woman who loves the same gender of cans.
Hetrocan-straight people who love the oposite sex of can

Oi blud u see that guy overthere he is a cansexual

by IloveCANs September 30, 2018

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punsexual

sexually attracted to bad jokes

Proof enough for you, Mr.Sahwit? Or should I say...Mr.Did it!, yeah, i´m punsexual

by Nyan cat March 5, 2014

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Pianosexual

To be sexually attracted to people who play pianos or/and pianos.

Tim: do you have a Piano

Jim: yes why?
Tim: HOT DID U KNOW I'M 'PIANOSEXUAL'

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016

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pentsexual

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.

person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.

by roger129 August 4, 2011

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