When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.
I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018
Get the Pack of Gummiesmug. by Selous Scout November 15, 2016
Get the Packing for Perthmug. Discord packing is known to roast people like obliterate destroy make them WWII Hiroshima!!!
Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"
Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"
by Soy Man May 31, 2022
Get the Discord packingmug. by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017
Get the flab packingmug. “Ashton and I, Camryn, would love to make you apart of the bootyhole pack”
“YES I WOULD LOVE TO” -Maverick Whistler
“YES I WOULD LOVE TO” -Maverick Whistler
by Echo.Dot July 2, 2022
Get the Bootyhole Packmug. The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.
The act of doing something completely hopeless.
The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.
Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 19, 2011
Get the packing bananasmug. A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
Get the Pack and a Halfmug.