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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
by Racereaver December 12, 2010
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Ashley Pridgen

The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."
Ashley Pridgen has such a nice rack on her, I'd tap that.
by N3vKid July 18, 2010
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Predecent

When something is pretty decent. It is a small distance from being completely decent; the step before decent.
"Check out that girl dude!"

"She's predecent I guess."

or

"This song is predecent."
by Thereyougo. April 3, 2010
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PridePox

The so called virus that was called monkeypox but they whined that it was racist . So heres the REAL definition . These are the people catching it .
Stay 6 feet apart from my anus , I don't want your PridePox getting near me .
by Dinkholejones June 19, 2022
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Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020
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pridiot

Yep, she’s a pridiot all right.
by OsirusR July 14, 2009
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