Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022
Get the pickle pokedmug. by Clap and a half October 3, 2017
Get the parker the picklemug. by prettypussy September 22, 2009
Get the Peas and Picklesmug. A form of meeting where multiple males wank their penises until orgasm. More commonly known as a "circle jerk".
by Sladerin May 14, 2015
Get the barrel of picklesmug. by Ja`mie February 4, 2009
Get the pickle pouncermug. Person A: Did you see the new transfer student? They seem like a pickle satan!
Person B: You’re right! We should stay away from them.
Person B: You’re right! We should stay away from them.
by Hope juice June 7, 2021
Get the Pickle Satanmug. My girlfriend was being difficult, as most women are with deciding what to eat, so I decided to give her 1 USDA organic serving of my pickle pulp onto her RBF when she was looking at menu's on her phone.
by Chief_Pooh_Nanny May 27, 2021
Get the Pickle Pulpmug.