clit monkey

A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds.

Brett clit monkey'd that bitch last Saturday. He ripped that shit so bad it looked like ravioli.

by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006

CLIT CREW

a group of rediculously hot girls from south georgia, who happen to form cults, crews, posses, and/or gangs relating to their location and sex

did you see that clit crew last night? hot as shit, id do them

by k4713 July 24, 2006

Cold Clit

-The female version of being "blue balled"
-When a girl gets sexually excited and is abruptly cut-off and unable to reach orgasm
-A person who "chills" a girls clit would be considered a Clit-Freezer

-When a girl the female version of "cock blocked"

"I was totally with this guy last night and things were really hot, when all of a sudden he just busted and he totally chilled my clit"

"I have a bad case of cold clit, my boyfriend came early last night, SUCKS!"

"Me and my boyfriend where going at it last night, when his roommate walked in a totally clit blocked me, like come on, really?"

by STEAKLAHLZ January 24, 2010

Beer clit

When a clitoris and beer gut become so large your doctor tells you that you are a fat ass. This area is penetrable only by ones cousin.

Hey Eryan, your pants would fit better if you didn't have that beer clit.

by Wordsmith57 June 17, 2015

Genie of the Clit

When a female climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy. Open sesame is not required, but suggested.

A girl performs the Genie of the Clit when she climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy. Open sesame is not required, but suggested.

by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009

Clit punch

Like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a "cup check" on a woman. Basically I invented this by accident after my girl tried to "cup check" me. I figured that since she doesn't have the same parts... It wouldn't hurt as bad... Apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls... My bad...

Like in the video game Saints Row the Third, that bitch was pissing me off so I had to use the clit punch attack.

by Painful jujitsu February 4, 2012

clit farmer

An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.

Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."

Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."

Thacker: "A what?"

The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."

by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011