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Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."
by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012
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Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 1, 2014
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Atomic blast

When you shit, fart, piss, sneeze, and burp at the same time.
Johnny got nervous during his presentation and let out an atomic blast in front of the entire class.
by Zedjen June 7, 2020
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donger blasting

Donger blastin' (DB) is the act of making rocketship noises while playing with your donger (a.k.a. penis a.k.a. homewrecker).
I can't come over tonight because I'll be busy donger blasting.
by Brogden Charles November 26, 2021
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Booty blasted

Hardcore anal sex that leaves the person who has been penetrated unable to stand
Aiden: Bro i can't stand i got Booty Blasted

Mark: Damn bro I'll help you stand
by Lyndoor June 7, 2022
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blast a chain

To ejaculate hard enough to send a hefty quantity of semen a considerable distance.
I’ve been edging all day, so when Andrew and I get around to doing it, I’ll blast a chain.
by ChainBlaster November 3, 2018
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