Police officers

Nasty nasty people that suck and should get a job that doest involve people like a factory worker

Person 1: ACAB
Person 2: what does that mean

Person 1: it means all cops are bastards
Person 2: oh ok that makes sense police officers suck

by Gay_froggo June 24, 2020

loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

lawn officer

(n.) -- the person who is in charge of keeping the lawn outside your home looking good and well-kept all year long

"At my house, I'm the lawn officer. I don't get paid, but my wife gives me a big hug and a kiss every time I mow the lawn and rake the leaves."

by PRwiz101 September 3, 2009

Office shitter

Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.

Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.

by AReiter December 19, 2011

Office Knob

The co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.

Mike: “I came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so I got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then I set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”

by Joey BeefBuicker August 3, 2010

Snorting Office

The location where cocaine is made. In other words, a crack house/meth lab. Usually inhabited by rough looking men in lab coats and mouth covers, using razors to cut up cocaine, then weighing it and putting it into bags. Also in the Snorting Office there are guns of many calibre's and a dodgy looking chap who puts the bags of weighed coke in his pocket or shoe or wallet and then goes out and sells the drugs.

Dave: Did you get the stuff???

Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.

Dave: How fresh??

Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.

Dave: Sweet.

by Sieffy December 7, 2012

Office Lady

Office lady is a term in asian countries for low ranking female office worker who's job aside from traditional paper-shuffling is expected to perform traditional female duties such as serving tea to their bosses and clients.

"Katjaa got an office job in some big Japanese company, hope she likes her life as an Office Lady"

by Pwner1 January 11, 2023