Free country

If it was 1790 through the mid 1800s, a free country would mean free if you weren't Indian, black, or female, at least according to the history books (since nobody alive today was alive then to actually witness slavery firsthand). Its not 1790 to the mid 1800s now though.
For a free country, it gets expensive to live here. Free country sounds like bullshit.
by Solid Mantis August 02, 2020
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Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'


by Humperdink Rhino August 18, 2008
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Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.
Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.
by UWRF Pitties September 03, 2019
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The end of the country

Where you want to go after a successful assassination.
"Quick jimmy, drop that rifle, we need to get to the end of the country. Its our only chance to escape the law"

"We have to get to the end of the country, I'm pretty certain that the cops don't even know where it is"

"I have just done a murder and am on the run from the law, I know!! The cops wont think of looking for me at the end of the country."
by reballare August 05, 2009
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country business

Any kind of sexual fluid of a country man used to replace condiments.
Good ol' country business and biscuits.
by Country Business August 01, 2018
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country locked

A method of locking a gate, shed, area with a pad lock or chain that when viewed from a common distance appears to be locked however isn't.
John "Country Locked" his gate every night with the padlock. But didn't lock it all the way to ensure his wife could get in after work.
by Falcon8507 May 19, 2021
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Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
by Martin_Stoyanov February 09, 2023
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