Noodle Nubbers

Unusually long and round nipples

It was so cold you could totally see her Noodle Nubbers

by DickDrangus December 24, 2013

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah October 25, 2015

noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.

hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.

by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021

Extra Noodle

The extra skin at the end of one's penis that can hold an assortment of things in it, one such thing being cottage cheese or sour cream...mmmm yum. One of the many perks of being uncut.

Be sure to pullback the extra noodle when you pee or when you're in the shower so you can clean the whole noodle! :)

by nadnerByorluM@ April 25, 2020

Raman Noodles

Best noodles out there.
(my opinion)

person 1: "Yo do you want Asain Food?"

person 2:"yaaaas"

Person 1:"Okay, I'll order it".

Person 2:"Why order it? When you got Raman Noodles?"

by your_boy_ray_ray January 17, 2017

mangi noodle

A small yellow birb who is always angry and likes to eat people's toes at 3am

Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.

Person 1: hey dude what is a mangi noodle
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!

Person 1: it's probably a myth-

*gets eaten by mangi noodle*

Person2: HOLY SH-

by I need shawarma September 28, 2023

Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer May 29, 2018