Nonce

A very nice person who is good with kids

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”

by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023

nonce

Another word for Paedophile.

"Cliff Richard is a filthy old nonce."

by E.L James July 27, 2017

lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

nonce

someone who dates someone younger than them.

god that harriet girl is such a nonce!

by White nwerd June 7, 2022

Nonce

Anyone named : Joe, Ben or if you own reddit or discord

“Ay are you a nonce”
“No”

by WOW that’s a lot of dislikes June 21, 2021