The biggest waste of time that people use as an excuse not to hire you for a job. I’ll never use anything I learned in school in life except addition subtraction division multiplication other than that not shit if u are thinking about dropping out go for it why not
by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. Wanna do something else than going to school today?
Yeah, not really, i've been in school so much i'm not really comfortable doing anything else than been told what to do
Yeah, not really, i've been in school so much i'm not really comfortable doing anything else than been told what to do
by Janzord April 6, 2016
Get the Schoolmug. Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
by TotallynotAvian69420 October 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. A place where you spend your day listening to boring lecture/lessons which is pain in the ass, and also seeing your asshole friends ( If you have a friend )
Meaning of School:
S: Seven
C: Crappy
H: Hours
O: Of
O: Our
L: Lives
Meaning of School:
S: Seven
C: Crappy
H: Hours
O: Of
O: Our
L: Lives
by Mr.CrappyShitPants September 13, 2016
Get the schoolmug. Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
A total waste of time. Honestly, when will we ever have to know geometry/trigonometry/calculus in "the real world"?
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
A total waste of time. Honestly, when will we ever have to know geometry/trigonometry/calculus in "the real world"?
by cancer awareness March 26, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. by Corbin3645 November 9, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Complete waste of time and stuff you learn you probably wont use it in the future like why leaves are green and molecules
I hate School so much.
by poinkypog June 4, 2019
Get the Schoolmug.