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Diet Daddy

1 A "man" who claims to be a sugar daddy whilst financially incapable of providing said sugar to shower a woman with gifts in abundance; whether it be his girlfriend, wife, or female of no mutual interest.

2 A broke cuck or simp.
Him: Hey, sexy, you looking for a sugar daddy? ;*
Her: Yes, not a diet daddy. Sorry, Jacob.
by Dystroyr June 7, 2019
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Schreib daddy

Sort of like a sugar daddy, but for high school girls and boys. He loves making weird noises, and just overall being very strange. He hates it when Eeloii farts in his classroom.
Jannele: Wow, it is so hot in here.
Charlene: That's because Schreib daddy is here.
by Finalsarecomingup January 10, 2019
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Daddy hisoka

The most hot person ever definitely would let him rail🥵😀🥰😈😈he would most definitely leave your legs shaking
Omg daddy hisoka is so hot I’d let him hit😈🥵🥰
by Hisoka’s bungee cum February 2, 2021
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juul daddy

an extremely large homosexual who owns a juul. black 99% of the time. usually likes giving rather than receiving dick in his ass. usually no older than 12.
joshua sims is a juul daddy. fuck that faggot
by im not gay but $20 is $20 January 8, 2019
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Daddy Dulay

A solid maths teacher and daddy who will shove an angle measurer up your bum. He will show you a hypotenuse with his chody fingers and you will learn jack shit.
Have you got daddy dulay for maths? Yes he tought me about pythagorASS!
by Dulay’s Best Friend January 22, 2019
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Daddy Stroke

Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.

TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.
"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."

"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."

"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"
by Veepher September 10, 2020
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yes daddy

Daddy: You like that?

Daughter: oh "yes daddy"
by DADDYBONG April 18, 2018
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