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mess of crabs

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs
by red kong July 6, 2014
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the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022
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Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk
by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022
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Mess Maker

Someone who repeats media narrative about the climate and environment, but doesn’t exhibit personal responsibility towards the environment; economic liability
The Mess Makers are yelling about carbon emissions on the bridge again honey
by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020
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Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.
"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"
by Merlot69 April 30, 2009
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Messed up big time

Ope! You don't get rights now and you gotta do whatever we say forever now and we get to steal your stuff!
A retard "I guess you messed up big time huh?"

Hym "In the absence of a full audit of what exactly happened in relationship to this... It's safe to assume that the people saying things like that are just lying. Lying to avoid complicity and stealing to recoup theoretical losses. Like, the people who are doing the stealing... Are retards and alleged sister molesters. So, no. It can't be considered recouping losses because it isn't about what's being stolen. It's that they want me to be stolen from regardless of the cost to themselves. Be being stolen from is more important than the risk to children or the threats. So, don't let Destiny's retarded ass make up the imaginary rules for social interactions. I cannot allow you to do this to me. I don't need to stop you. You cannot stop me. This is the only dynamic that is relevant. I do not need to be accountable to you. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a bluff. You're just going to keep doing what you're doing and pretending you're not. Your only goal is to preserve the ability to manufacture mental illness as a way to circumvent the law. 'His words don't mean anything guys!' Ridiculous."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them
What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad
by Tragus February 6, 2017
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