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nose rogue

A nose rogue is a long nose hair that has extended some distance below the nostril and is highly conspicuous and unsightly. It is generally more common in men than women.

It is generally decent for a man to warn another man if he has a nose rogue, but women will not do this unless the man is her boyfriend. Normally a woman engaged in coversation with a man suffering a nose rogue will simply end the conversation quickly to escape.

Note: A nose rogue generally refers to a stray hair, but may also refer to a conspicuous booger.
Bob: I thought you were gonna score with that chick for sure, what happened?
Jimmy: I don't know dude!
Bob: Oh wait, I see it, dude you got a nose rogue.
Jimmy: Aww f*ck!!
by Jimmehh September 27, 2005
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Nose kiss

When your friend or family member decides to make out with your nose in a form of greeting or love. Can be done either softly or aggressively, with teeth and tongue included.
Carol always loves to give nose kisses when she's drunk.
by Pee_eye_em_pee November 25, 2014
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Llama Nose

The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.

To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.

Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".
A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.

B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.

A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.
by D4N13L February 12, 2007
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Nose Bros

Term for a helpful companion who, in the situation of "nose goes", will touch your nose for you if you are unaware of it happening.

It also applies for "old-school nose goes" where you can tap someone else's nose so that they have to do it, if you're a dick like that.
When Peele started nose goes to see who would throw out everyone's trash, I knew that I had to help Key out, since we were official nose bros. I put my finger on his nose so he wouldn't have to do it.
And we all lived happily ever after as Tosh had to throw everything away. Fuckin' Tosh. You never win.
by Mr. Owl Knows How Many Licks December 7, 2012
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Nose Diving

The act of pleasuring a female (usually in a penetrative manor) using the nose.

When a male/female uses their nose to stimulate the clitoris/prostate of another male/female.
"Ben's large nose was incredible for the occasional nose dive."

"My nose diving technique really gets the girls excited."

"I love it when my boyfriend nose dives, it makes me so aroused."
by BSAMH69 January 6, 2014
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Hook Nose

A person with a big nose, has lots of money made from who knows where, also known as a jew, always picks up pennies. and have sex through sheets.
The Hook Nose jew picked up that penny on the ground.
by Coldcoy December 26, 2007
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English nose

Someone who is DEFINITELY gay but won't admit it can be described as having an English nose. Either that or they have a nose that derives from English roots.
Girl 1: Omg he is so cute!!!
Girl 2: Keep dreaming; he has an English nose, if ya catch my drift.
by 123endmysuffering456 December 22, 2016
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