A Noob Roy is someone who is lame as fuck. Noob Roys are often lonely and too scared to try new things.
Example 1:
- Ay bro, wanna come over and smoke some weed?
- Nah man, weed is bad.
- Dude, fuck that. Don't be a Noob Roy!
Example 2:
- Man, we just have to go to that party Sarah talked about!
- I don't know, dude...
- Come on! You fucking Noob Roy.
- Ay bro, wanna come over and smoke some weed?
- Nah man, weed is bad.
- Dude, fuck that. Don't be a Noob Roy!
Example 2:
- Man, we just have to go to that party Sarah talked about!
- I don't know, dude...
- Come on! You fucking Noob Roy.
by aFuckinGenius October 30, 2012
Get the Noob Roymug. A noob who is new to strafing (commonly in an FPS) and usually bumps into walls or falls off the platform while trying to dodge shots from their opponent. Pretty funny to watch.
The noob thought he was hot shit with his noob strafe...that is until he fell of the platform into the abyss.
The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
by flabby---- May 25, 2006
Get the noob strafemug. by irng dexo March 1, 2020
Get the get noobmug. Players in Guild Wars, more than not PvE noobs, who only go to PvP to finish zaishenquests (zquests) to get zaishencoins to get their PvE stuff. They suck horribly at PvP and everybody farms them for free Balthazar Faction / Title Points.
by Strng April 28, 2009
Get the zquest noobsmug. 
An expression used on gears of war by pissed of gamer to describe a guy that is skilled enough to maneuver their shots and get close enough to chainsaw them.
noob who keeps getting chainsawed: waaahh! chainsaw noob keeps killing me!! Stop it or I'll give you a bad report!
The so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. First, you can't report me for killing you. Second I'll stop when you manage to kill me
The so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. First, you can't report me for killing you. Second I'll stop when you manage to kill me
by safeway XD May 29, 2007
Get the chainsaw noobmug. A person who has recieved a video game for Christmas, despite the fact that thousands of others already had the game. When they play they get their ass shat on. One can always tell a Christmas noob because 2 - 5 days after christmas, they're level of skill/rank is much lower than others'.
Wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.
How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
by Strummer52 January 7, 2010
Get the Christmas Noobmug.