Noah

A fuckin noob who can't even get a 10 kill streak in cod because of his lack in penis strength he jerks off to owen wilson and has had many plastic surgeries done to look like a ninja turtle his favourite movie is marmaduke and loves drinking mountain due while surfing a sick calabunga

"Hey you see noah"
Na i can't touch that sweet piece off ass cause of my restraining order dab"

by Boygothacked July 26, 2018

Noah

A shit bad deplorable vegetable, who relies only on others to get what he needs. Bonus points if transgender cuck who believes they are entitled to others respect.

"did you hear what Noah did yesterday?"
"Nope, and I couldn't care less about what they did."

by noahl310 April 15, 2019

Noah

A weird girl with curly hair that likes to lick his dogs anus. She also likes reading books when he is done playing with himself

Chill out ~Noah

by Noah,Gay April 15, 2019

Noah

Noah is a bad ass nigger with a lot of bitches and get hoes all the time loves football and still your bitch

Noah is a guy who get hoes

by Noah the greatest April 13, 2017

Noah

A gay man who loves medium waffle

Oh my god noah is so gay

by A_chicken_9999 May 8, 2018

Noah

Noah has a small shrimp dick and will never amount to anything in life, hes ugly and a narcissistic asshole who will cheat on you and will give you an STD. He’s a liar and only cares about himself

Person 1: Omg did you know we were dating Noah at the same time?!
Person 2: what?! No! What a man whore.

by Dead incorporated October 15, 2019

Noah

Rich Boy ,Lame Name ,All Money,No Game

£300 on Cosmetics I guess we'll be seeing you down the church again or ripping off the elderly Christmas Card Shame

What a Noah

Example of an Arrogant Flexxer

by BigLadIJXCOBI December 17, 2018