Muttrimony

The state of two dogs being married. The rite, ceremony, or sacrament of dog marriage.

Fluffy and Rover are entering doggy Muttrimony.

by darwood junttul October 24, 2011

muntress

An amalgamation between a "munter" (see munter) and a mattress.
Usually a large individual that should know their limits, and comedic for all the wrong reasons.

"Muntress is at it again..."

by Dante May 8, 2004

mutteringdeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of Heraldo Rivera

MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!

MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming.

VC: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
Heraldo Rivera: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you fuck, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
Heraldo: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
Heraldo: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"

by MutteringDeath December 9, 2008

mutt bustard

Its bustard that comes from your mutt.

See, Butt mustard.

Oh man, I could go for some MUTT BUSTARD?!!?

by joshgrrr June 21, 2007

Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007

Multriple

A definite quantity greater than three;cannot be the number two, because you would never use the word "multiple" to define a quantity of 2, although it fits in the definition. You would normally use words such as "pair" or "couple." With the word "Multriple" the listener will automatically know you are speaking of a quantity three or greater.

Yo man, I gave my girl multriple orgasms last night! She was lovin it.

by PMD&SJO October 9, 2008

mutt rag

a rag used to clean up kent juice, queef juice, spilt beer, chesse farts.

Ted haus me that mutt rag so I can clean up all your moms kent juice

by Teddy Chester Chesee January 21, 2009