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Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉
I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!
by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026
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Oregon Musket

When a friend loads a straw or rolled up dollar bill with cocaine and proceeds to blow it up a friend's nose.
His nose was stuffed up, so his friend gave him an Oregon Musket.
by TheMuscle April 5, 2026
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The Masked Singer

When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.
She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.
by wanderingfellow May 5, 2025
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Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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Shit musket

Explosive diarrhea or any type of shitting that would pertain to anything that would resemble a musket shot out of your butt hole
I had some bad sushi for dinner and was shooting shit muskets all night
by Nikolasinlacasa October 28, 2025
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Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.
Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7
by Real life hacks November 10, 2025
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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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