murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

Murphy

A cool guy who is usually the person you want to befriend, they'll send you a lot of positive messages and you would want to stay close to them.

"murphy just gave me flowers, what a kind guy"

by MonkeywithBanana June 10, 2021

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Murphy

sexy,hot,hunk

Wow that Murphy guy is so hot

by Murphyyyyyy October 1, 2021

Murphy

A dog that is usually chill and calm. Loves to lay on there owners bed, and loves lay on you. A Murphy loves to eat food and is a one of a kind dog. He is usually a golden doodle but loves attention

I love Murphy!!

by ewilliams2218 November 18, 2021

MurphyBuilt

Built so well you can tell… Custom metal art or metal fabrication built by The Kenny Murphy and Sons.

Also see “Kenny Metal Murphy”

Also see “Tidwell Trio”

Also see “MurphCo Media”
Also see “Hammer Down Town”
Also see “Arrowplane”
Also see “Dale Brisby”

1. “I bought a MurphyBuilt truck, cause they’re the best”
2. “I went to Hammer Down Town and bought a MurphyBuilt truck”
3. “MurphyBuilt, a name you can trust”
4. “The Tidwell Trio flew over in a MurphyBuilt arrowplane”
5. “That things MurphBuilt ole son”
6. “Dale yeah, that things MurphyBuilt”

by McMurph101 September 11, 2021

Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021