Reverse Mother Bird

To Shit in a person's mouth, and then to have that shit vomited in to one's own mouth, finally vomiting shit in to that very same person's ass.

Steve N-"I totally reverse mother birded this chick last night"

Oz-"Oh ya? How was it?"

Steve N-"Food still doesn't taste right"

by TheOswald October 23, 2009

Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.

"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"

by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014

Ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity

The worst insult that could ever have been said. Stronger than satan and god times 10000.

Franklin: ur mom gae
Jeff:ur bro a hoe
Franklin:ur granny tranny
Carl:ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity!
Franklin and Jeff: face melts and are casted into infinite void, where they are being raped by eight year old roblox players.

by Mincartmayhem May 25, 2018

shit Mother TITTY NUTS!

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.

shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 29, 2018

Joe Mother

What boomers use when they are trying desperately to fit in with zoomers.

Heya kids Joe Mother Haha I did a meme

by Billy Bob' June 17, 2020

holy mother of burnt croissants

Something Gabby's say when they are playing Fortnite

Holy Mother of Burnt Croissants! I almost got sniped.

by Dark Flare January 7, 2021

joeseph mother

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home

Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*

by Horrific gamer February 23, 2021