The Mister Lister

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides

I just did the mister lister on my sister!

by AMong us in rel life November 12, 2021

Dirty Mistee

A former Dirty foot "name referencing a Methamphetamine whore". Most commonly found working at a custom flour mixing mill. Flirts with everyone in highly inappropriate ways.

"Hey man have you spoke to the new girl she is definitely a Dirty Mistee!"

by Mr. Fuckery December 20, 2021

Sketch mister

Sketch mister: A person who you wouldn’t want to have your kids around. Just someone who really gives off they might be a little sticky to the touch vibes.

Hey has anyone seen little susie? No, well crazy Greg was spotted around here earlier and dude is a sketch mister.
And or

Dude you see that crazy looking guy standing in that ally with a free hugs sign! don’t go over there, I fell for that trap last week and he is a total sketch mister so it was a very unpleasant time for me.

by Bigfoots son May 3, 2022

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

The __ mister

This is used to define a sex predator. The blank is the name of the person who is the sex predator.

Ay it’s the __ mister!

by Vikstar456 March 30, 2023

Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.

"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"

by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024