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Jackson Michigan

Jackson Michigan the place you go to to get carjacked brutally robbed by 4 dudes in trashy baggy clothes with 1 hi point an 3 glock 9s with all the fentanyl an shootings u can surprisingly rent a shitty condemned house for 750, all the stds u should wrap your Willy your baby daddy still not paying child support, yo baby mama not shit fuckin yo homies while your Locked up for intent to sell, shitty cars with 24s just know you can smoke the best weed in Michigan while chillin at your favorite parking lot stores include dollar general an Walmart with all the wanksta white kids just know there is a huge gang presence in the town mostly bd an gd 5630 while no one works cause there’s no good paying jobs there is a lot of local rappers including 5630 emar, Tez, niko castellano an a lot more overall Jackson is declining very fast an is the most dangerous small town in Michigan an heading to the worse top 5 really soon
by Tyrell reeves March 18, 2022
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Richmond Middle School (Michigan)

Richmond Middle School is full of white trash, assholes and druggies. You should NEVER consider sending your children here unless if you're on crack and don't give a shit about your children and want them to have the worst education provided by the state. Worst school in Michigan
by Octopus Girl February 26, 2019
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Southwestern Michigan College.

Mascot: The Roadrunners. The poorest excuse for a higher learning institute in the state of Michigan, where the professors don't actually have to know squat about what they're teaching, and the administration wants desperately to least get as much respect as your average community college. They think building dorms makes it a better school, and instead of hiring teachers who actually speak the language you signed up to learn, will build a multi-million dollar activity center when they don't even have a sports team. If you ever happen to find your way on to the campus be prepared to find an alarmingly large number of people who, by any decent state standard, shouldn't have graduated from high school let alone been accepted into a college. On the other hand, if you've ever wanted to feel really good about yourself, this is a great place to go.
I never knew how frustrating college could be until I went to Southwestern Michigan College.
by Outragedforizzle January 21, 2011
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Michigan tongue twister

The act of wrapping your tongue (women) around the shaft of the penis. Then, the man must proceed (with the tongue still wrapped) to crawl under the woman and licking the clitoris.
"Dude! I gave your sister so much of a Michigan tongue twister, she can't even talk today!"
by Real And True Definitions January 9, 2015
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luther michigan

a small town in northern michigan derived from a small logging villiage. in short its small (pop around 200) but its kick ass. luther logging days. every truck around comes down the street (like 3 or 4 lol) and the nice firemen throw candy at little kids. the useual parade shinannigans. but yeah the fireworks are sweet, no restrictions so they blast away, plus everyone sits on main street and they launch the works from the dam which is like not even a football field away. the littel ashes that fall off the fireworks fall on the street. next to cadillac, manistee, and oswego(os-WEE-go)
A: where are you going over break
B: up north
A: where, im going to mackinaw city (the city is spelled mackinaw not mackinac(pronounced exactly like the cities spelling, the c is silent))
B: fun, im going to luther michigan
A: wtf are you talking about
B: thought so
by falcon33b March 13, 2009
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Michigan Milk Pound

When a girl is on her side with one foot in the air balancing a cup of milk while you are having side ways intercourse.And when you finish you finish in the cup and then she drinks it and gets a milk mustache
Damn that girl is a freak i heard Allen gave her the Michigan milk pound
by Guner September 23, 2010
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Michigan

Michigan is the only state in the United States of America where the majority of men are fags that would much rather blow another guy or take it in the ass than they would bang a hot chick, though you really can't blame them as the majority of women from there are fat ass pigs that usually wear flannel shirts and don,t shave their nasty crotch which often confuse the many queer lumberjacks because it looks so like the undergrowth of a uncut forest. All in all a state that should belong in Canada.
Dude, I was driving along and I found myself in Michigan and every woman there looked like a dude and every dude wanted to blow me or have me fuck em in the ass !! Stay away from Michigan !!
by a proud indianian February 14, 2010
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