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Gibraltar, Michigan

A small town of stuck up white people who pretend to be better than everyone else, which they probably are, and the small city is mostly mistaken for Rockwood, Michigan because they share a zipcode
I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.
by katiedids19 May 18, 2018
mugGet the Gibraltar, Michiganmug.

Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.
I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight
by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025
mugGet the Michigan Mangomug.

Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is when rolling a joint you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown weed in the provided rolling paper as possible.
Damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zigzag that's a Michigan pinner if I ever saw one, let's smoke.
by LePour January 6, 2024
mugGet the Michigan pinnermug.

Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021
mugGet the Northern Michigan Universitymug.

Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down
hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man
by 69 savage June 7, 2017
mugGet the Michigan Munchermug.

Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.
Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.
by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025
mugGet the Michigan Sprinklermug.

Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.
I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet
by 8349533 August 19, 2022
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