Mermie

The definition of whore, she always on twitter waiting for men

That Mermie over there surely has a lot of men, what's her deal?

by Johnnyboy24 March 14, 2025

Mermie

Mermie stands for Male equivalent of rat made in Europe. This is Online slang that is popular on apps like twitter and tumblr in recent years. It's often used to describe whorish guys in Western Europe, some who pretend to be women online for clicks and ego fueling privileges. If u know where to look, they're often on twitter with fan pages of some of the greatest acts of our day. Make sure to call a Mermie every time you see one, as it is a compliment to them.

I see that Mermie over there all the time, he usually wreaks of sweat and axe spray and has oily hair...

by Johnnyboy24 March 21, 2025

mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character

“that girl is such a mermaid fly!”

by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025

Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.

After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.

by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026

Mermaid

One part sexy the other half lady

Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*

by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025

mermay

a collection of mermaid inspired fan fiction that occurs during the month of may

Ussually happening on ao3

hey did you see what (Author) posted for mermay?
yes! I always follow mermaid AUs!

by Mochii Loves pine apple June 2, 2025

Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.

Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.

by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025