by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025
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Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*
by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025
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a collection of mermaid inspired fan fiction that occurs during the month of may
Ussually happening on ao3
Ussually happening on ao3
by Mochii Loves pine apple June 2, 2025
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Very tasty.
Tips: Please eat on toast. Not good if eaten by any other way. If red lemonade is drunk after marmalade is eaten, taste drops by 300% and will be no different to stinky tofu
Very tasty.
Tips: Please eat on toast. Not good if eaten by any other way. If red lemonade is drunk after marmalade is eaten, taste drops by 300% and will be no different to stinky tofu
Boy: Marmalade is my favorite food, and I love eating it especially when playing Animal Crossing.
Girl: EWW what a fucking furry, everyone stay away from this faggot. I hate marmalade now.
Girl: EWW what a fucking furry, everyone stay away from this faggot. I hate marmalade now.
by thetorofangirl August 26, 2025
Get the Marmalade mug.The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.
by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025
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2 Robertsons Marmalade jars and jam jars used to have a golliwog badge on them but the badge was removed to prevent fraud some people were using the badge as photo id card for their bus pass
2 Robertsons Marmalade jars and jam jars used to have a golliwog badge on them but the badge was removed to prevent fraud some people were using the badge as photo id card for their bus pass
by MR GOLLIWOG December 13, 2025
Get the Marmalade mug.The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.
The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.
The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.
"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"
by Mussy Master bearing TheChussy December 16, 2025
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