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Melahating

The art of disapproving or "Hating" of someone because you lack Melanin color. This social issue is usually caused by people that really are just mad you look better than them, so instead of improving ones self they take out their anger on the unsuspecting dark brown to light sandy brown victim.

Melahating has many other variations but is not limited to hating on skin color alone but also encompasses anything that targets an individual's naturally beautiful features for instance Curly Hair etc.
Karen walked into the store and looked directly at a beautiful black woman and immediately started Melahating on her due to her natural afro and stunning chocolate brown skin. When the young black woman turned around to see who was harassing her, she noticed that all it was is jealousy wound up in a non-melanin foul mouthed heathen, so she replied: Don't you have anything better to do than melahating on me?
by Judah Has Risen June 6, 2023
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Malchancity

The state or quality of an unfortunate and unexpected outcome or circumstance.
A bird pooping on my car is an example of malchancity.
by Super_legitimate_scholar June 16, 2023
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Ayo Mechanicus... wer da hell ma foot cream at?
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Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.
My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023
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A female mechanica
I Can fix my own car. I’m a mechanica. A female mechanic!”
by The Female Mechanic November 19, 2023
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Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.
Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
by Giant Deb January 17, 2024
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