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Vocal Masturbation

for music production gurus. Harmonizing to your own melody part of a song when in the studio.
After Steve recorded his lead vocal part, vocal masturbation was in order.
by chandlermcmahan February 24, 2010
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nasal masturbation

Sticking a Q-tip in one's nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.
I had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!
by andrewc513 October 8, 2010
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masturbation

it is what every man and woman has no doubt done at one point in there lives
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.
"Masturbation source of recreation"
by brianna is hot August 12, 2005
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masturbation-fueled car

Describing the, "Masturbation-fueled car" is very simple. Designed in the future seeing how the world was corrupted by computers/video games, the common male couldn't get, "Laid." So, GM(General Motors} created the, "Masturbation-fueled car." Also known as the, "MFC" To help the common loser, geek, nerd, and loner. Soon to be created by the makers of the, "MFC."

The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes
The MF Corperation

Slogan

"Traveling 0-50 with a stiffy"
by Sayitlikeit_is September 11, 2004
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mexican masturbation

The same as titty fucking. Apparently a slang used in Romania.
Mexican masturbation is so much eaiser when she has 38Ds.
by unholydarkness September 14, 2006
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Masturbation station

Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.
" I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station"
by Skullcapp June 25, 2017
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Pool of Masturbation

A giant orgy, a large pool in which one masturbates. "Jump into a pool of masturbation" means to start masturbating.
Yeah screw you Jill" Tom said " I rather go jump into that pool of masturbation over there
by GodAlmightySatan June 3, 2010
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