To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
by Big Justin696969 October 05, 2021
When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
by Mangodjmango July 03, 2017
My grandniece-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
My pibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
My great-grandnephew-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023
When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.
Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.
by 🫓 January 20, 2024