A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.
by Hjmenne May 31, 2014
Get the Crusty Mariamug. by Soldier309 July 5, 2016
Get the Maria-Mulletmug. by Foob16 January 16, 2014
Get the Maria-Claremug. hi sweetie, you look beautiful even if you don't notice it and you need someone to remember you. You are a great person and you deserve all the love in this world. you always try to be tough and hide your emotions for fear of being hurt, so you trust very few people. you are fantastic. remember I love you, -s
by idkwtw November 21, 2021
Get the Maria Graziamug. María Clara she is awesome she has an amazing person and a great friend she is kind loving caring beautiful sexy hot and is very protective of what she cares about she is the most amazing person you could know she's a great friend and she's really honest she'll never lied to you and always tells you the truth no matter what she knows what she wants and cares she is outstanding and doesn't care about what people say about her she always fights for what you want she will never leave you on the hard times and even sometimes you can get a little bit mad trust me you do not want to get her mind she's the most wonderful friend there could be in this this entire world you would be lucky to know Mary Academy because if you trust her and she gives you your trust and she loves you there's that's the most wonderful person that could be the great friend she always has your back and no matter what she always defends you she doesn't care what people say about you if you're her friend but she does offend you the parents when they their kidney or bladder they have a beautiful taste María Clara es Estanislao meaning for Clara means clear and Maria it's a word for truthful she is the most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole entire world because of how he treats you and how she loves you.
by Vicooooo February 25, 2017
Get the Maria claramug. HERES THE MOTHERFLIPPIN TEA: One of your friends wrote this Maria, can u guess who. They have nothing else better to do. ;) love ur dumb friend in crime.
by marshmarshall May 7, 2019
Get the Maria Debellismug. by you know who 2 April 5, 2017
Get the maria and matteomug.