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jager madness

A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.
guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"

guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
by sabue November 10, 2009
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Shadz Mad

If a person is planning on attending a banging nightclub in a popular Yorkshire town they become 'Shadz Mad.'

Doing so can result in loss of dignity, the gaining of beer goggles and the sudden ability to dance like Beyonce.
Lad: ERE BANGTIDY LASS! YOU OFF OUT TONEET?
Lass: yeah i will be i'm SHADZ MAD!
by BIGFELLAHIMSELF January 24, 2011
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mad lion

a hot and sexy beast. a mad lion does not fail at anyhting.
guy #1:Dude that guy just went mad lion up in this bitch

guy #2: holy shit lets get out of hear before he embarrasses us
by runner2578 June 8, 2011
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mad hopt

"mad hopt" created by a user on discord that goes by gum and was a meer misspelling but as time grew it formed into a word that the now "kool cats"are using now a-days t is very cool and swag and can also be used in any and ALL conversations
person1: heyyy have you seen her new outfit today its mad hopt todayyy
person2: yeah its so cool lol
person1: no dude its madddd hopt

person2: oh yeahhhh its mad hopt
(person2 suddenly has onemillion dallors bc he is so cool bc he used word)
by mad chopts January 9, 2021
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mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.
Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.
by Daweigames November 7, 2022
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mad jelly

very jealous
question: u jelly?
answer: mad jelly.
by urdadyo August 2, 2012
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Mad tilt

Mad tilt is when your lax bucket tilts down over your face to give you maximum style.
Bro check out ma mad tilt bro.
by Chillaxbro November 16, 2011
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