When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009
Get the Canadian Midget mug.1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.
2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.
3. Stroking yourself until climax.
2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.
3. Stroking yourself until climax.
by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010
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When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide
by Loppytits November 18, 2014
Get the Washington State Midget Mudslide mug.A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.
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Get the beating the shit out of your midget friend mug.Angry short man with one wonky eye.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'
by twofat March 5, 2008
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