Maximus

A rarely occuring phenomenon that can contain alot of energy but has no authority and tends to hide away from view making it hard to find. When the phenomenon does occur its is only for a very short amount of time and then leaves for different reasons.

A person who is very whipped and controlled by their significant other and tends to forget those around it, causing it to fail on many of its responsibilities.

Dude your girlfriend has you whipped like a maximus.

Hey I here we may see a maximus tonight around 9.

by purple butterfly October 11, 2011

Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.

PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.

by tha malcontent August 3, 2006

Rufus Maximus

When a man fucks a woman who is doing a head-stand.

I turned that bitch upside down and gave her the Rufus Maximus.

by Tusitala August 17, 2009

maximal

adjective - opposite of minimal

"I'm starving. Let's hit In 'N Out and get a couple 4 by's animal-style for a maximal burger experience."

by Cristina FS February 24, 2008

Maxienne

The hottest piece of man meat. Pretty much gay and kinda ugly but everyone likes them anyways.

Bro did you see Maxienne he’s the hottest piece of man meat to ever exist!

by Hottest piece of man meat April 12, 2019

syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis

Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"

by JDMerk September 28, 2006

maximum effort

The point in which you have been sitting on the toilet, constipated for 7 hours straight, and haven't even managed to pinch out a little tootsie roll after eating KFC fried chicken for breakfast. All the sudden, you realize it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's time to move on with your pathetic and ever so boring and stupid existence, you let out a fucking war cry, shouting out "MAXIMUM EFFORT" start holding your breath as hard as you can, while you release the KFC crackin into the abyss of Davy Jones' locker, followed by the guy sitting in the stall to your right shouting "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO POOP HERE"

Dude, I was on the shitter all day yesterday, I had to pull a maximum effort

by Sgt.unicorn June 26, 2017