Zero Marketing

When food and drink companies leverage on the health consciousness of its customers to claim that their products are free of additives, colorings, and seasonings; or have zero sugar, zero animal fat, and zero monosodium glutamate (MSG), which could cause cancer-prone diseases.

Zero marketing has permeated many businesses and industries: from banks and financial institutions offering zero interest rates or zero downpayment to food manufacturers offering zero cancerous or life-shortening products.

by Fasters May 29, 2021

The Market

Commonly Used For youtube channel viewer growth, also better known for the stock market.
You usually have to promote or share but another way is to use keywords

Hey T, get off the damn Laptop
But the Market Jay

by thinhg June 17, 2021

Flea Market Flynn

Flynn is a Non-Binary Zoy (zoggotoarian Boy) He has noragenitals, antennas, and only the Oy Vey Vey Oy people of Tampon Tim. Tim Walz. Nigger. I am gay.

Hey Flea Market Flynn! How much head have you given out this morning?

I'm Flea Market Flynn.
Hey Flea Market Flynn can you answer my question?
I'm Flea Market Flynn. I don't take questions. Only fentanyl.
Oh. Oy Vey!
Space laser may cum through head.
I am non binary demigender. Nigger People deserve to have their genitals chopped off.

Hello Flea Market Flynn.
I am Flea Market Flynn.

by Mongolian Enthusiast November 12, 2024

market-garden

When you strike someone from above with a portable gardening shovel with extreme amounts of vertical velocity.

I'll "market-garden" his ass.

by epstone July 6, 2025

Hasty Market

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.

Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"

Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*

by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025

Trump market

The general economy, or more specifically the stock market, after a leader makes a really stupid decision or announcement after which there is a steep drop just due to perception of the change.

My 401(k) balance looked great for retirement until the Trump market after the president said he would add tariffs to all other countries for everything, even though that was an obviously horrible idea based on the market response and his own waffling later on the decision.

by Dchilder August 7, 2025

job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025