Hasty Market

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.

Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"

Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*

by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025

donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010

Lexington Market

Lexington Market is one of the oldest and largest markets in the country. Since like the 1700s and some shit. With ties into the fish and meat industries, the market has served baltimore through generations of the working class.. lately its known for the drug use and drug dealers who surround the area.. but the market itself is still a thriving place of fresh seafood and carryouts who have helped put a name to the neighborhood. People not from baltimore only associate it with bad things due to surrounding neighborhoods but the market itself is still a great place to find good deals on seafood, groceries, lunch, etc.. all Im saying is, dont define the market by its surrounding neighborhoods and dont bash the neighborhoods surrounding it due to gentrification

"Hey man, want to get some fresh seafood from Lexington Market"

"Sure, we just have to be careful, it can be dangerous down Lexington Market. Let's go during the day."

by The BMT June 16, 2017

Marketing

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.

Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.

by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021

Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.

You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.

by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020

Trump market

The general economy, or more specifically the stock market, after a leader makes a really stupid decision or announcement after which there is a steep drop just due to perception of the change.

My 401(k) balance looked great for retirement until the Trump market after the president said he would add tariffs to all other countries for everything, even though that was an obviously horrible idea based on the market response and his own waffling later on the decision.

by Dchilder August 7, 2025

Rare fish market

Very rare fish that most of the people dont own. It worth 5 rubies.

Me and my mongolian uncle are investing in the rare fish market.

Rare fish market is a market for rare fishes.

by John Obama November 29, 2022