Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

nerd lover

A girl who's turned on by nerds and/or men dressed up as Aang (The Last Airbender) from Avatar.

Jessica from Michigan is a total nerd lover. She once mistook a young bald monk for Aang. The monk told her he had no idea what "airbending" meant and he can't teach her how to do it either.

by fergie2000 October 20, 2017

hum lover

another name for vibrator or dildo

She went so long without dick that she brought the hum lover out of the bedside table.

by accessman November 16, 2009

Useless lover

To feel if you have emotional compassion so strong for someone for so long, with all due respect, understanding and patience for they’re upmost comfort ability. An deal with slur, bs and drama from ever out source area of interest that you can’t do it anymore and will end this life and start COMPLETely over from erasing to restart your mother board type shit I’d you don’t get a straight forward sign now.

Useless lover. That’s what I am why was I Rasheed this way? A lover not a fighter! When the world is opposite of me I just want to be somebody else.. I’m done being me I’m a useless person. Society has no want or need for me.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

lovers suicide

Lover’s suicide is where (usually two) people in some type of romantic relationship commit suicide together. It is usually caused by both partners wanting to kill themselves but know the other person can’t live without them. Both partners often find a sort of happiness that their last moments will be spent together.

Brian- “Did you hear what happened to Penelope and Lisa?”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”

by KurtisConnersLeftSock May 30, 2022

St.loser lover

She is funny and cute she sings good lol your a fat peach if you came from my TikTok

St.loser lover is funny

by CYcygriilll July 1, 2021

Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019