Vegan leather

When wearing a pair of jeans or silylar for so long without washing, that they get a leather-like sheen from encrusted sweat and filth

she really stinks...

yeh i think she´s trying to make vegan leather of those jeans

by Alqua March 7, 2010

Lather Effect

(n.) or (v.)
The effect of not being able to get drunk because of a high-state of trashedness the night before.

If you have been highly wasted one night, and try to get inebriated the next night it will cost you a fortune because it's nearly impossible.

The term comes from trying to lather a loufah, but it will not lather if there is still soap in it from the day before.

"I got so throwed on Thursday night there's no way I can get drunk tonight, you know...lather effect."

Dude 1: "You've had like 7 drinks and you're still a freakin intellect"

Dude 2: "Lather Effect, I had a crazy night last night."

by travi d. April 1, 2009

leather cheerio

An girls asshole that has been fucked too many times and has taken on a leathery texture.

Fat bastards mom obtained a leather cheerio from the many times his little brother fucked his own mother in the ass.

by chad28 March 31, 2003

Slap Leather

To slap leather is to break out the bill fold and lay down some dollars

If you want to ride like the big dogs, you gotta slap leather home boy!

by Johnny D April 27, 2006

I loathe you

Said by short people to normal height or above people in order to compensate for their tinyness.

Short Person: I loathe you
Normal Person: You're just saying that because you're a short bitch

by Izzy's bf September 20, 2021

Leathers

Leathers is a master of skating. He can go an entire workday without getting a task done. Leathers is often found perusing news articles or thinking about why hes even at work. Ironically even with all of his skate experience, he cant skateboard for shit and often falls causing his boss to think hes in an abusive relationship with his roommate miguel

What did you do at work?
Totally pulled a leathers

Oh haha i didnt do shit either

by nighthawkxix October 19, 2016

leather skirt

Although these went out of style in the 80's they are sometimes still worn by women who did not get the memo. Usually seen on bigger women who are desperate for any type male attention especially when teamed with an animal print. Unless you are working a corner it is not appropriate to wear leather as business wear. It should be noted that leather skirts can cause excessive sweating in senitive areas leading to excessive itching and the dreaded yeast infection.

"Hey did you see big Darcy in that leather skirt at work today ? Those seams were crying, and her panty hose were wet with butt and crotch sweat "

by Randall Rocking October 22, 2018