Play the lottery

To makeout in the back of a car

We had to play the lottery in my corolla after prom

by Kimosabi January 31, 2018

second-hand littering

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.

Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.

The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.

by J Bomb April 27, 2019

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

Greenwood lake lottery

The act of taking getting injured at work, in order to sue one’s employer.

They were flying steel in and that dumbass got his leg in the way, looks like he hit the Greenwood lake lottery

by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022

Greenwood lake lottery

The act of getting injured at work either in purpose or on accident in order to sue one’s employer

They were flying in steel and that dumbass got his leg in the way… looks like he just hit the Greenwood lake lottery

by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022

The Sex Lottery

The Sex Lottery is a phrase that describes the process of replying to online posts written by women who and seeking hookups. These types of posts can be found on websites such as reddit. Many men tend to reply to them. Usually, only a small handful of the men who reply are chosen by the women to hookup with, therefore the odds of meeting the women who make the posts are extremely low, hence why it is called the Sex Lottery.

“I messaged a girl who made a post about wanting to hookup, I entered the Sex Lottery”

by flowerlilypad October 20, 2022