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Fatmans lettuce

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.
“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”
by Brisk00 July 30, 2022
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Wet Lettuce

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020
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Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Lettuce

Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.
by MrsJJM73 July 20, 2018
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Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish
He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night
by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022
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lettuce

in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.
"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"
by jerry russo May 30, 2018
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Lettuce

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister
Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.
by Snarky October 14, 2022
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