Leggo my Eggos

What you hafta say several (dozen!) times a day to yer main **squeeze** because he's always wanting to **squeeze theeze**. Extra points if your "eggos" can equally refer to either your front or your rear pair of "fun bubbles" whenever you ask your guy to keep his paws off da merchandise --- in other words, that he finds yer butt-cheeks to be just as attractively-desirable and deliciously-satisfying to fill his hands with as yer chest-pillows.

Well-endowed cutie: I bought my b/f a pair of boob-shape stress-relief balls so that I wouldn't hafta keep asking him to "Leggo my Eggos" twenty or thirty times a day... I know how much he loves my boobs and I realize that they're soft and warm and delightfully squeezable, but he already has our evening/nighttime lovemaking-sessions to play with them all he wants, and so I would really prefer to be able to get my housework and other chores done without having to pause every fifteen minutes for a misty-eyed chest-kneading.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Lego Head

Someone who puts to much hair gell on making there hair look plastic.

Grassy why do you put so much gel on your hair you fucking Lego Head

by SARAH_CHICK July 31, 2009

Lego trap

When one steps on Legos and realizes the suffering they can cause you emotionally and physically

Person A: why are you crying?

Person B: *sob* *sob* I was Lego traped....

by Lego trap April 9, 2015

Legion Bavarian

An empire built by InvisusVeles, grew steadily and reached top #10 until they were ass fucked by Royal Blood and were banned from AD.

Legion Bavarian v Team Domino

by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018

EVIL LEGION

The most Kick A$$ entity and company on the planet established in 1994, also home to the Evil Cheerleaders and VAMP Army.

The EVIL LEGION wants your soul...join us !!!

by TheThreat December 16, 2007

Chaos Legion

One of the best Legions out there, a Swedish legion that defies art. Only true men and woman take their place in Chaos Legion.

Through chaos a legion is born...

Is this Chaos Legion or something? They all turn into amazing fighters.

by Adius April 7, 2021

legion of tubing flooders

males

entering the pick-up bar, i realized the legion of tubing flooders was having a convention!
the legion of tubing flooders were all over those women!
john had a party, but it was dominated by the legion of tubing flooders!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010