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Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth
last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!

Abbey and Landon

Abbey is the most wonderful and sweet girl you will ever meet. She is truly a gift from god, and she will always be kindhearted. She and Landon and made for each other. Landon is a cute, flirty, down to earth kind of guy. Abbey is a sweet, caring, loving soul. Landon and Abbey will always care for each other regardless of their distance. Overall, they are an awesome power couple, that will love and cherish each other for eternity.
"ugh...how long will it take for Abbey and Landon to get together already"

Ruthie and Landon

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.
Ruthie and Landon are so cute together.
Ruthie and Landon by BigVick10 January 31, 2019

Royce Landon 

While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.
Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"

Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."

Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"
Royce Landon by Royce Landon December 6, 2007

Jack landon 

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17
Jack landon by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020

Baddie Landon 

Landon Leavette. A bad bitch! Makes amazing music. My personal favorite is “Faggots”.
Baddie Landon by therealmooda September 3, 2021