lobby syndrome

The inability to be productive because you have a scheduled appointment later in the day. The feeling is similar to that of waiting in a real lobby.

“I’ve got lobby syndrome… I have a doctor’s appointment at 2:30 so I can’t start anything significant before then”

by Phanta June 4, 2024

Lobbying Science

A systematic corruption of the scientific process where organized interest groups—corporate, political, or ideological—fund, produce, and disseminate research specifically engineered to influence policy and public opinion in their favor. Unlike genuine scientific inquiry, which follows questions wherever they lead, Lobbying Science starts with a predetermined conclusion and reverse-engineers the "evidence" to support it. It maintains the aesthetic of peer-reviewed legitimacy while functioning as a public relations arm. This includes funding friendly academics, ghostwriting papers, suppressing unfavorable results, and creating front organizations with neutral-sounding names to launder biased conclusions.

Example: A fossil fuel conglomerate funds a "Global Climate Research Institute" that publishes studies emphasizing natural climate variability and downplaying anthropogenic causes. Their scientists sit on IPCC panels, their papers appear in reputable journals, and their findings are cited by sympathetic politicians. This isn't science serving truth; it's Lobbying Science—the research arm of a political war, dressed in a lab coat and holding a clipboard.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

lolly

my bestfriend for life. my day 1. she’s sweet but ghetto ; will put straight bta if you mess with me or her

me - don’t make me get my lolly

opp 1 - what’s a lolly?

me - oh you’ll see

by dellywelly June 11, 2025

Lolly

An adjective used to describe someone when they do something weird, funny, or unexpectedly dumb in a hilarious way. Not an insult, more like a playful callout among friends.

"Bro, you deadass just burnt ramen, you so damn lolly," he says while laughing.

by my_business! July 8, 2025

Lolbvs

Laugh out loud but very serious

She's funny lolbvs

by Nessnice August 14, 2025

Lollyfag

verb

gerund or present participle: lollyfagging
spend time aimlessly; idle.
"Those queens love to lollyfag. "
dawdle
"We're lollyfagging along the pride trail"

Those gays are always lollyfagging around.

All you know how to do is lollyfag you time away.

by Linhhair October 17, 2025

freakin' lolly

1. Someone who's had a busy day and couldn't take it anymore and so went crazy.
2. Someone who's been freakin' a woman named lolly.

1. Thomas came to work after a long day and went freakin' lolly (both meanings implied here for a short example).

by "e 2 da n" February 9, 2009