Murphy's Lingerie

When you wear a sexy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a sex life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.

X: So, How was last night with that hot stranger?

Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.

X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.

by Shitrax January 14, 2010

The Cunning Linguist

A codeman for a that can walk the walk and talk the talk with the best of the best. His codeman is usually mistaken for a sexual act or being a person that has sex in his mind but in reality refers to his ability to talk himself out of trouble or talk himself into convincing or fooling the ordinary person. A cunning linguist has a lot of confidence in what he says and does, keeps his word, and cuss someone out when mad. Other traits that define a cunning linguist being a smartass, bragging, and being witty.

He is such a suave talker that the ladies call him The Cunning Linguist.

by The Notorious Robbie G October 28, 2011

lingo

ones form of language

snoop dogg 'fo shizzle my nizzle'
pootie tang 'sine ur pitty on da runny kine'

by Masterpete April 5, 2004

Lingo

Short for the british beer branded as Carling.

Can also be used to describe a British person who voted brexit, and resides solo in a booth in spoons.

Man, I need a bloody Lingo in me.

God that guy is such a Lingo!

by Gronny November 11, 2018

tooshie lingus

the act of licking an anus

kelly likes tooshie lingus

by kelly January 17, 2004

lingles

1. a shorter version of lingling...
a shohini is known as lingling.
2.usually short asian people.

"yo lingles you forgot your pringles!"

by tinglesssssslingles July 13, 2009

Bajingo Lingo

Bajingo Lingo is how the vagina attempts to justify sleeping with someone a woman usually wouldn't sleep with when her judgment isn't compromised by booze, horniness, or long sexual dry spells. Can occur either drunk or sober and can be in the form of either rationalization or pleading.

"Sure he's ugly, but he's really into you." "Oh God, you are SOOOOO horny." "Oh come on, it's been 6 months since you've been laid." "Everybody is beautiful in the dark." "Please, sister. Like you have any better offers?" "Is this a mistake or is this just Bajingo Lingo?"

by &rea September 3, 2009