Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

Grilling Lettuce

A way to describe an individual who isn’t quite right in the head.

Did you see the guy with the helmet eating soup with a fork? Yeah he’s grilling lettuce for sure.

by Williams Nardin May 28, 2025

Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

Dropping Lettuce

You know what that means...

"You dropped the lettuce... you know what that means..."

"Dropping lettuce, everyone knows what it means"

by Anonymous789277 July 2, 2025

Dragon Lettuce

Another word for foreskin, the extra skin that is around a penis.

bro 1“Yo he’s got Dragon Lettuce!”
bro 2 “well is it washed atleast?”
bro 1 “idk bro go check”

by Colorado Campfirer November 13, 2025

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

want some lettuce

From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.

Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep

Person 2: stop.

by OG JUNGLE GIRL January 23, 2018