Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time

oh that lemon smoocher got a date

by hokageitachi November 17, 2016

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lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.

My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.

by MenInKilts December 20, 2016

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Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

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Lemon Nil

Someone who is half nil or has a large nil. A nil is the tip of a penis.

Ha ha this dude got a lemon nil.

by Squally police February 11, 2017

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lemon slushie

When you cum in a girl, then proceed to pee inside her, to eradicate the sperm (obviously)...Then it is (optionally) slurped up with one of those fun straws with the spoons on the end.

I made cummies in my girl last night, but didn't want her to get pregnant, so I gave her the old lemon slushie...She immediately drank it up and said "god damn that was delicious." and I said "you're welcome bitch, now get out!"

by Glover86Glover8hkoyjk May 30, 2017

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