Lakers

A bunch of weak ass babies that even by sub-par standers can only manage to perform at the level of a sub-par mediocre basketball team

The Fakers are nothing but a bunch of weak ass babies

by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 12, 2004

Laserbot 90,000

A laser shooting robot that tends to come in the night and eat your children and pregnancies.

Crap! Here comes that crazy laser shooting robot! Laserbot 90,000!
"My pregnancies! Argghhh!"

by E-Meista March 10, 2007

lakers

Spurs got fucking laced in the second round 2004 son!

Derek Fisher cored their rectums out. He also removed their genitals and eyes.

Now bring on the next team so that Karl can shit on them and break their ribs.

Deaaaammm... is that Karl Malone over there? That mammal is benchin' about 700 lbs son! Yeah, them Lakers be clean.

by Huge Larry May 18, 2004

Onion Laker

Someone who has been a resident of Onion Lake, Saskatchewan for a period of, one year, or more.

Only an Onion Laker can do that!
I was gracious enough to meet an Onion Laker.

by Darkforce10 October 28, 2010

lakered

To make someone lose or the description of someone losing.

Damn did you see the Mavericks they just got lakered by the Golden State Warriors!

by Kumarit May 16, 2007

Lamerest

Lamer than Lame. Lamer than Lamer. The Lamest of the Lame.

You're so lame, you're the lamerest.

by dotdotcom September 10, 2010

Lagergren

A non-erect penis

Black women sure do give me a lagergren.

by kyle_klapper October 14, 2019