Left lane defense

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.

2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.

There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.

by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010

Right lane candidate

moving slower than the rest; slow driver in the fast lane; slow to understand

"Dude, you are a right lane candidate"

by CKMP January 11, 2008

Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010

left lane hog

An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.

A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Lane Middle School

This is your middle school located in fort wayne , IN. This school is pretty much 95% ghetto and 5% of fake people that think there the shit. Some sports are decent... SOMETIMES. But the teachers don’t care about students or their education they just want their “money”. Fights all the time .

8th grader from a private middle school/rich school: “what school do u go to?”

8th grader from lane:” i go to the hellhole lane”
8th grader from a private middle school/ rich school: “aren’t there gangs and fights there ?”

Lane Middle School: a trash school you don’t want to attend

by Joshia Landmor June 11, 2018

Alberta lane change

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

by Albertalane December 8, 2016

Fast Lane Cork

When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.

A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011