hellen keller

When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams

When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.

by Tim Amazing November 10, 2007

The Helen Keller

A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.

I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...

by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009

Helen Kellered

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!

by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010

kelli

That way ^. Tall, long haired, Goddess of Hatred, despises penguins, founder of i_hate_hannah.com, whale noise maker. I-pod addicted singer, loves US!!!

'Omg,she's tall, long haired, and hatefull. Thats so Kelli-like'

'lets sin against the Kelli, Goddess of Hatred, and breathe loudly, and say goodnight & goodmorning everyday'

by Homies November 7, 2007

Keller

Adjective. When some when is so useless or incapable of doing anything. The person cant put on their own clothes, or just answer a question to a quiz or test or follow basic instructions. They are like almost retarded without the mental handicap. It does not have to be physical. Someone could be dumb at a subject. Or someone is lacking on a school project. Maybe they are just assholes. This term can be used for almost anything at this point. Just like fuck. Fuck can be used for anything. Keller is the new word that I hear alot of people saying.

Kenny - lily didnt do her work for the project tomorrow.
Kevin - Shes useless.
Kenny - shes so keller

by Au KJTR ftw April 12, 2015

Brittany Kelley

an amazing beautiful girl, who is always there for you through thick & thin. Brittanys are hard to find, so when you find her, don't waste it. She's an amazing cousin, & is usually gay.

I wish I knew a Brittany Kelley.

by qtkaylio October 13, 2011

Hellen Keller

When one ambushes another while asleep by placing there hand between your ass cheeks then farting. Resulting in the victim who is blind, deaf and dump due to there slumber to feel the vibrations and pull there hand to there face and sniffing. One would attempt this to remove one from one's life.

She just laughed when she got the Dutch Oven that hoe got the Hellen Keller, she left my life that second.

by AlurkingCamper May 22, 2016