To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!
I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.
Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
by projectmatter July 14, 2009
Get the Knock A Shard Off mug.A type of annoying gag that is aimed at unknown hotel patrons
The perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. Results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.
The perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. Results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.
My stay in Cleveland sucked. I got so bored in the middle of the night that I pulled a knock while running on my neighbors.
by bored_at_work_3 April 23, 2010
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-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017
Get the knock on heaven's door mug.To have vigorous sex, usually with a girl, although this is not always the case upstate. A synonym of beat it up.
Since it was Valentines Day, Benny decided to surprise his wife with a romantic evening. He sent a dozen roses to her office (that is, he left them in the kitchen for her), and then sat her down to a candlelight dinner. Next he took her out for a romantic moonlit walk on the beach. To cap off the evening, he took her under the boardwalk and knocked the bottom out of it. Then when she was least expecting it, he stuck it in her dumper. Sometimes women need more from the man in their lives than just "I love you" and the occasional bouquet of flowers. Yes, sometimes they just need a fat cock up their poop chute.
by Nick D January 14, 2004
Get the knock the bottom out of it mug.Bring something, typically a case of beer, to a party. It could mean food or a drink, meant to be used at the party.
by Rob Petrocey October 7, 2007
Get the knock with your elbows mug.When someone gets punched really hard and they hit the floor. You go up to them and say "You got knocked the fuck out."
by Alexis Hamilton August 7, 2007
Get the Knocked the Fuck out mug.1. A Unestablished yet active education system located worldwide with only One class: Street Smarts 101 in wich you learn from your enviroment & the costly mistakes you make
2. Street Education of the obvious or Street Common Sense
2. Street Education of the obvious or Street Common Sense
"Whats that nerd doing around here? He ain't from the School of hardknocks"
"Girl you know better then to walk through Centarl Park at knight wearing that skimpy Skirt, you better go back to the School of Hardknocks"
"Girl you know better then to walk through Centarl Park at knight wearing that skimpy Skirt, you better go back to the School of Hardknocks"
by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004
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