Hobbly knees

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse

Bill how’s ur hobbly knees

by Haha bill January 5, 2020

fire knees

When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise

Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.

by pattykakes March 18, 2022

Knee lunch

This is when you get on your knees and eat somebody’s crotch out.

What’re you having? Knee lunch hopefully

by _Schrödinger_ July 30, 2021

knee j

When a guy stands against a wall and a girl gets on her knees and voraciously blows him

Nick: I was really having a bad day until Tara gave me a knee j.

Tara: My knees hurt, can you get me some lotion.

by nickgolf10 July 19, 2010

Knee slappers

When a woman has saggy old lady boobs that hang so low they slap her knees when she walks

I'd totally do your mom bruh, knee slappers turn me on

by JarMa13 December 3, 2018

Knee Queen

A male or female who spends a lot of time on their knees either because they're flooring installers or because they suck a lot of dick.

Yo, Parker is such a knee queen.

by mikeyikey999 July 8, 2020

grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.

Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."

by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018